Members Commands

§ 01

Basic Chat Commands

16 commands

!8v 60s

Kai's modified 8-values test (re-calibrated to account for anarchism correctly). - Look, it's not astrology, it's simply a way for others to have a shorthand into quickly understanding some of your positions. - Answer as if you were building the world yourself. Your idealized preference. https://kaisthings.com/toolkit/8v
!alertsong 60s

Provides the link for the follow/sub alert song.
!alinsky 60s

Kai's reading of Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals".
!anarchism 60s

Channel description of anarchism.
!ansyn 60s

Kai's essay and video on an introduction to some of the concepts surrounding Anarcho-Syndicalim.
!corporations 60s

A Reclaim Democracy piece on the history of corporations in America and how they used to be forbidden from attempting to influence elections, public policy, and other realms of civic society.
!cospaia 60s

Kai's essay on the Anarchistic Republic of Cospaia.
!discord 15s

Invite link to the Discord community.
!donate 30s

A better way to send money than through Twitch itself (though feel free to sub if you want to) https://ko-fi.com/proudlyradical !fuckancaps A playlist of Kai reading a document on why 'an'caps aren't anarchists but are instead oppressive, neo-feudalists
!juryduty 60s

Kai's Quick Primer to Jury Nullification (in the US).
!praxis 60s

The official channel statement of praxis.
!reading 60s

A reading list of books concerning anarchism that are recommended.
!schedule 60s

Kai's streaming schedule (always subject to how Kai feels).
!source 30s

Posts the source link for whatever is currently pinned on the Pithos overlay (the harm-ledger receipt, or the article, video, or post on screen), so anyone in chat can click through to the original.
!tentpoles 60s

Kai's essay on the Three Tent Poles of (American) Oppression.
!welcomeback 60s

Kai's post-election inspirational video.

§ 02

On-Screen Graphics

8 commands

!breen 60s

The Patron Saint of Bad Movie Night - Neil Breen running magnificently down a hillside.
!capy 60s

The channel Mascot, Capy, the anarchist capybara (and yes we had it first).
!corrupt 60s

Breen making a very good point.
!dong 60s

Artistic usage clause dong. Get fucked Twitch.
!fuckoffhitler 60s

Based scene from JoJo Rabbit.
!gravy 60s

Calls in Meal Team 6, aka the Gravy Seals for immediate deployment.
!twoholes 60s

The munchkin, the myth, the legend that is Pocket Haz!
!subbie 60s

The most based submarine that ever submarined.

§ 03

Sound Effects

11 commands

!crack 30s

Deputy Sheriff Steven Segal looking for a 'lil something.
!doom 60s

GIR!
!dum (or !dumb) 60s

South Park Mormon "Dum Dum Dum" song clip.
!law 120s

Ole horsecock enjoyer himself yelling about law.
!liberals 60s

Cringe MAGA rapper does a foot fetish.
!milk 60s

Fucker Carlson describing his favorite foreign porn category.
!snatch 60s

A message to all the weirdo conservatives on behalf of everyone with a vagina.
!spanish 60s

Did you know all cops in America are bilingual? #iqfacts
!thankyou 60s

No, thank you Bashar.
!tina 120s

That Pomeranian was going right for him! He had to, he had no other choice!
!zizek 30s

Did you know Zizek doesn't do cocaine?...lol

§ 04

Apps

9 commands

!clip 30s

Automatically creates a clip of the stream and drops a link in chat and in the Discord channel #show-clips.
!grabchat 30s

Grabs a screenshot of chat that was present at the time of command and posts it to the #show-clips channel on Discord.
!grabkai 30s

Grabs a screenshot of Kai and posts it to the #show-clips channel on Discord.
!kaibot 60s/300s (everyone/user)

Local LLM text generation (expect an 8-10 second delay).
!quote add | !quote # The quote you wish to add

Quote storage system. Proper format: !quote add Proper format: !quote #
!music (or !song or !playing) 60s

On the rare occasion Kai is playing background music you can get the artist and track name in chat this way.
!sidecam 120s

Temporarily change the camera angle (if you're lucky Chauncy Von Flufflebottom the Third might grace the screen as well).
!tits Proper format: !tits Whatever your message may be.

Text to Speech.
!geturl | !link | !url | !video 30s

Retrieves the URL of the stream browser (for grabbing the address of the page or video or whatever we're looking at on stream).

§ 05

Twitch

6 commands

!followage 60s (user)

Displays how long your user account has been following the channel.
!shoutout Proper format: !shoutout channelname

Used to shoutout another user or channel.
!timeout Proper format (without reason): !timeout username

This will timeout a user for 10 minutes. Example: !timeout testuser1234 Example: !timeout testuser1234 They have been naughty. DO NOT USE THIS IF the user has a victim complex or wants to be banned, that only feeds into it. This isn't used to silence people you simply disagree with or don't want to hear, it's used for bad faith actors, trolls who are boring, people who have been toxic for quite a while. Do not "meme" use this please either.
!untimeout Proper format: !untimeout username

This community works on consensus when it comes to timing out users as such other users can undo a timeout that has been done.
!watchstreak 60s (user)

Display how many streams in a row you've made it to (and compare it to the current leader)!
!watchtime 60s (user)

A rough accounting of how much time you've watched (since the bot overhaul in November 2024).